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   messageicon If I had a dollar for every girl that told me I was unattractive, they’d eventually find me attractive.
←Rate | 01-08-2015 17:07 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  

   messageicon i hate when girls on tinder say "not looking for hook ups just friendships!" yeah and I'm on pornhub to see if the plumber is gonna fix the sink
←Rate | 10-19-2015 17:47 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (1)  

   messageicon Deleting my Facebook soon" = "Please give me attention and ask me why I'm deleting my Facebook account and beg for me to stay so I can feel important"
←Rate | 01-11-2015 18:34 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  

   messageicon Funny how 8 glasses of water a day seems impossible, but 8 beers a day seems so easy
←Rate | 09-17-2014 17:44 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  

   messageicon I guarantee there's a pregnant teenager somewhere who thinks 'Ebola' would be a lovely name for their child.
←Rate | 10-08-2014 20:47 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  

   messageicon I love how music can take you to another place. For example One Direction is playing in this cafe so now i'm going to a different cafe.
←Rate | 08-12-2015 07:17 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  

   messageicon People getting out of prison will probably be on Myspace now saying "Where's everybody at?"
←Rate | 04-14-2015 14:44 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  

   messageicon A MILF is a sexy ass mum over 35. If you're 18, you're just an idiot with a baby.
←Rate | 02-24-2014 15:21 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  

   messageicon Why do all you women brag about multi-tasking. You need to chill out. There is nothing cool about doing 3 things wrong at once
←Rate | 03-26-2014 18:56 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hate brushing my teeth at night. It signifies I can't have any more food and I'm never ready for that kind of commitment
←Rate | 02-26-2014 17:30 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  

   messageicon People treat New Year’s like some sort of life changing event. If your life sucks today, it’s probably still going to suck tomorrow
←Rate | 12-31-2014 12:31 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  

   messageicon My girlfriend is about to do this ice water bucket challenge. She don't know yet though she's still in bed
←Rate | 08-20-2014 15:56 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  

   messageicon The Like button. Also for choosing sides in a Facebook argument without saying anything
←Rate | 10-19-2014 16:57 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  

   messageicon 4 years ago I asked out the girl of my dreams. Today I asked her to marry me. She said no both times
←Rate | 02-04-2015 15:17 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  

   messageicon I hate when I tell someone I'm bored, and they suggest getting together. Then I have to explain that I'm not quite that bored.
←Rate | 04-01-2014 18:26 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  

   messageicon A honeymoon is a vacation a man takes before starting work under a new boss
←Rate | 03-23-2017 15:51 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  

   messageicon Ladies, the whole "Prince charming" thing doesn't exist. Settle for the guy who knows the difference between "You're" & "Your"
←Rate | 05-19-2015 13:21 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  

   messageicon I was in a taxi on my way to work this morning when the driver said "I love my job. I'm my own boss and nobody tells me what to do!" I said "That's really great, now take a left here."
←Rate | 10-29-2014 17:13 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  

   messageicon If your girlfriend has a friend that annoys you, don't tell her to stop being friends with her. Just casually mention how pretty she is.
←Rate | 07-13-2015 11:01 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  

   messageicon The only exercise I've done this month is running out of money
←Rate | 08-09-2015 12:39 by @1_Jack_Jacko Comments (0)  

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