zubin Funny Status Messages

   Why did the chicken cross the road? To show these fu**in pedestrians how its done!!

   Hide your true colors and let people paint their picture of you.

   Saw my Sri Lankan friends slurping tea out of a saucer this morning. When I asked why, they said because the Indians took the cup :D

   My friend came over to my place for the first time this evening, I said "Just remember,my grandmother is a bit old & hard of hearing. So speak nicely,speak slowly & speak loudly." I then whispered to my perfectly capable grandmother "My friend is slightly

   Continued - "My friend is slightly retarded." Oh,what a fun evening this was.

   Who said money can't buy class ? And also a trident large enough to poke the Red Devils royally in their own back yard....Gory Gory Man United.