zandra Funny Status Messages

   Motivation= get on treadmill naked in front of mirror

   if another women steals your man. There is no better revenge, then letting her keep him. A REAL MAN can't be stolen!

   Handles on a matress come in really handy, not only to flip your matress. big smile

   Beer is now cheaper than GAS! Drink don't Drive...

   If you can't handle the truth, stop asking tge questions. I'm into fairytales. Come on people, you know Snow White slept with a dwarf before Prince Charming came along!

   How dare you POKE me and not stick around to cuddle... Does this mean we're allowed to POKE around?