xxx Funny Status Messages

   Last week's media: OMG! President Trump and our enemy Putin are obviously best friends. This is unacceptable !!! This week's media: OMG! President Trump upset our friend Putin. This is an unacceptable !!!

   For those of you who were wondering why I have a belly, well I'm not fat, I'm just Full with love =)

   Why God Created women ? To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.

   If you delete me as a friend…can you at least leave your obituary?

   What's up with the Mexican jokes, they are so lame! Come up with something better...LOL

   If I'm reading this correctly the Second Amendment allows me to shoot a bear, tear off his arms and keep them.

   LOVE- Lets Over View Eachother