wannaB Funny Status Messages

   I have been so lazy this week the the Government called and asked if I wanted a check!!!

   WARNING!!!! New virus on FB! (ASTC-virus, AssStuckToChair). The virus glues you to your chair for several hours! No housework will be done, children will starve and the dog will not get its walk. You're likely to lose all contact to the outside world. Put

   I'll bet Facebook made all those changes because they think we're black

   The higher the monkey goes up the poll, the more you see of the monkey's butt.