tylerbur! Funny Status Messages

   Nice guys finish last, because they make sure their girl come first.

   This guy knocked on my door today askin' for a donation to the city pool... I went away & came back w a glass of water.. Is that wrong?

   Damn... You looked pretty until tht free trial of Adobe Photoshop expired,

   I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist,, I always wake up with the weirdest hairdos.

   I'm eatin' in a world where i'm considered baked,