tjarksd@gmail.com Funny Status Messages

   Call the Nestle Crunch Hotline at 1-800-295-0051. When you are asked if you want to continue in English or Spanish, just wait quietly for about 10 seconds and enjoy. :) Keep going and press option 4. Listen to the options...then press 7.

   just watched CSI: Ozarks. The case went unsolved. Everyone's DNA was the same and there were no dental records.

   thinks he messed up. One of my wife's girlfriends came over to the house crying yesterday and asked me to console her. So I hit her over the head with my Playstation.

   has watched so much kids TV lately that women that look like Dora are starting to turn his head. Swiper! No swiping!

   quotes, "Life's most urgent question is: what are you doing for others?" ~ Rev. Martin Luther King Jr.