timouthy Funny Status Messages

   I just bought some wallpaper and I'm making it listen to Justin Bieber. Maybe it will hang itself.

   I purposely bought the same grill my neighbor has, so every time it needs to be cleaned, I just switch them at night.

   ....Nothing says "F@#K YOU" better than "your call has been forwarded to automatic voice message center"

   .Been staring at this cardinal in my tree outside my window... If he don't get down in the next five minutes, I'm calling the f@#king church!

   .Bullying Support Group meeting, tonight at 8pm. You'd better f@#king be there.

   Sometimes when I am filling up my car with gas, I like to take the antenna off the car challenge the person at the next pump over to a f@#king sword fight.