thullqst Funny Status Messages

   I was so depressed last night and called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck….

   Feeling a little groggy today. I think my check-engine light has come on.

   Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker....