tails277 Funny Status Messages

   I'd agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong

   i hear hell is hot this time of year..

   I would like to tell you a joke about covid but 99% of you won’t get it......

   The world won't end in 2012, Marty Mcfly has been to 2015

   Osama Bin Laden, World Hide and Seek Champ since 2001, Well played Sir.....

   Friendships must be built on a solid foundation of alcohol, sarcasm, inappropriateness, and shenanigans.

   bail money, check, mankini, check, whipped cream, check, jelly wrestling for dummies guide book, check, stubbie holder, check, panadole, check......... Cairns here I come.

   making a Sexual Bucket List: 50 Things to Do Sexually Before You Die

   Dear Santa, I've been really good today, so lets focus on that!

   do not ever think a Mach 3 razor is an appropriate to tool to get rid of nose hairs.......

   Always walking away from the chemist smelling f***ing awesome

   over Super Models, New Niche, Lingerie models

   Oi, FB friends, enjoy, love and relax..... love what you do and love the people around you... but always be prepared to explore and be ready for change............ dont get bored and dont be boring.......