spidey man Funny Status Messages

   Earthquakes, The number 1 cause of all Facebook updates.

   We all spend our lives looking for the weaknesses in each other forgetting that it's our strengths that define who we truly are.

   I say "DUDE" right before I say something moderately important.

   I'm done looking for love, When it's ready...it can come find me.

   I can read Spanish, Chinese, Russian and Italian. As long as it's written in english.

   I may wear my heart on my sleeve but I'm changing that shirt soon.

   Children shouldn't be allowed to watch symphonies or big bands on T.V. There is too much sax and violins. It can only lead to Treble.

   I'm going to be the first person to walk on the sun... I know what ur thinking an I've got it all figured out... I'm going at night.

   Every since he started "CHECKING IN" on Facebook, Waldo hasn't been that hard to find.

   I feel like Charlie Sheen...I'm doing lines of code off the <table>

   I was born with a rare disease. It's the one where your heart doesn't grow on the left side of your chest but on the right side sleeve of your shirt.