sellers82 Funny Status Messages

   my blond sister jus texted me and asked what does "idk" stand for? I said I dont know. she said OMG! nobody does!

   Etc... A word used to make others believe that you know more than you actually do

   I fell off a 50ft ladder yesterday... luckily I was on the bottom step.

   I wasn't always into peer pressure......My friends got me into it.

   Sometimes it seems I spend half my life just breathing in.

   Escalators never break down, they just turn into stairs

   I see Boomerangs are making a comeback

   The in-correct use of punctuation, really pisses me off?

   the funniest person on Facebook hands down like 6:30!

   What's worse than a joke without a punchline?

   There's a fine line between hyphenated words

   "Throwing acid is wrong - in some people's eyes."