sam rabee Funny Status Messages

   You have enemies? Good, that means you stood up for something.

   nothing last forever, so live it up, drink it down, laugh it off, avoid the bullsh*ts, take chances, never have regrets because at one point everything you did was exactly what you wanted 2 do!!

   Take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back

   Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

   Children are smarter than any of us. Know how I know that? I don't know one child with a full time job and children

   The good old days weren't always good, and tomorrow ain't as bad as it seems..

   You can lose alot of money chasing women but you'll never lose women chasing money!!

   you know my name not my story.

   We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

   flashing your titts in public doesnt make you a wh*re, its makes you AWESOME!!

   if your not living life on the edge....... your taking up too much space!

   When I grow up I want to be a pillow ...they get to lie in bed and get head all night

   Why do we sleep in church, but stay awake through a 2 hour movie?? Why is it so hard to talk to God, but so easy to gossip??Jesus said "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny YOU in front of my Father.

   Life will take you down sometimes, its up2 you if you wanna pull yourself back up!!

   life is such a fkn rollercoaster then it drops, but what should I scream for? this is my theme park. my mind shine even when my thoughts seem dark.

   God has a plan for every1.. if something is meant 2 be it's meant 2 be. Live ur life for today becuase you never know what tomorrow may bring. Tell the ppl you love that you love them, show the ppl you care bout that you care.. Life is 2 short 2 waste..

   I might not see you all the time but your always on my mind!!

   I do not look back, the past is over, what's done is done, I thank god for what his given me and ask him to guide my ways towards a life of happiness ♥

   In the 1960's, people took acid to make the world weird... Now the world is Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal..

   Love the moment. Flowers grow out of dark moments. Therefore, each moment is vital. It affects the whole. Life is a succession of such moments and to live each, is to succeed.