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Got out of jury duty by prefacing every answer with "according to the prophecy"
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if my calculations are correct SLINKY + ESCALATOR = EVERLASTING FUN
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thinks a clean house is the sign of a broken computer.
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I'm not opinionated, you're just always wrong!
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taking life with a pinch of Salt...with a slice of lemon...and a shot of Tequlia!!!
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wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger. Then it hit
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doesn't suffer from insanity... he enjoys every minute of it.
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ate 3.14159265358979323846ths of a pi
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thinks. Of all the places to get changed in secret, why the funk would superman choose a small box in the middle of a built up city which to be fair is mainly made up of windows.
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thinks, sex is like any other performance, i.e a stage performance. So as that you dont blow it early on in the show, you must have a rehersal before HAND so as not to leave your audience (partner) disapointed.
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my steadfast refusal to consume his meat has proven to be a significant impediment to his acquisition of pudding, consequently I have been led to masticate upon this dictionary.
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