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   messageicon it is comforting to know the last person Osama Bin Laden saw on this Earth was an American
←Rate | 05-02-2011 20:59 by plasticmortal Comments (0)  


   messageicon thinks if Bear Grylls would have been in the garden of eden he would have eaten the snake instead of the apple!
←Rate | 02-05-2010 22:09 by Plasticmortal Comments (0)  


   messageicon the best things in life are free *just pay shipping & handling*
←Rate | 02-15-2010 11:57 by plasticmortal Comments (0)  


   messageicon used to be a vegetarian until I started leaning towards sun light
←Rate | 01-28-2010 13:22 by Plasticmortal Comments (0)  



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