p0lel0ck Funny Status Messages

   Thinks Meatloaf,KORN,& Limp Bizkit, Should Do A "DINNER TOUR"!

   If You Use Pinesol in A Pine Forest Is It Unscented?

   One Cup Of Coffee, A Dash Of Milk, and A Half Pound Of Sugar! Thats How I Roll!

   What time Is The Rapture? I Wanna Make Sure I Have On Clean Underwear!

   Feels sorry for the astronauts on the space station. If the world ends who will bring them supplies?

   Good Lord...Pink For Cancer, Red For Cards, Orange for Halloween, and Now Blue for Bullying! October has More damn color in it than a strand of Christmas Lights!