oatmeal Funny Status Messages

   i would have been a rockstar already if I could speak fluent eletric guitar like peter frampton

   my "sleep number" is a 12.....pack

   only bowl tom brady should be playing in is the turd bowl

   "just like a prayer" i'm hopeing madonna dosen't have a "wardrobe malfunction"....nobody wants to see that madge!!!!

   that's it broom I won't stand for this no longer...i dont want you no more...i can stand on my own two feet....just go I know you will sweep some one else off their feet again:(

   so happy spring is finaly here.....i got so excited I nearly wet my plants!!!!!