nh Funny Status Messages

   Just ate two Double Downs at KFC, now there is an ambulance gurney following me everywhere

   Today: Consumer Reports cannot recommend iPhone 4. Tomorrow: Everyone at Consumer Reports found dead.

   I get grossed out whenever I see people who have not cleaned their ears since the Truman administration UGH!

   Seeing my ex with a new guy doesnt upset me.. My mother taught me at a young age to give me used toys to the less fortunate.