mr magoo Funny Status Messages

   79% of accidents happen in the home. Finally, good news for the homeless.

   My grandfather used to get up at 5am every morning and deliver milk to people's doorsteps in a horse-drawn cart.... He wasn't a milkman , he was clinically insane.

   went to the head office of the RSPCA its so tiny you couldn,t swing a cat in there

   a light eater . As soon as it is light he starts eating.

   I once wrote a book on penguins.With hindsight, I realise that paper would have been easier.