mlg Funny Status Messages

   Does the State Hospital have weekend package deals? cause I need a vacation!

   I love reading ppls status "off to the gym" when you know damn well they are only going to use the massage chair

   "I have PMS with GPS, which means I am a b!tch and I will find you!"

   When I bite into a Peppermint Patty..I get the sensation in my nipples and they point due south