mikel dazzloraray Funny Status Messages

   I just realized something. Rosie O'Donnell reminds me of a circus bear in a pantsuit.

   The "necessity" that is Planned Parenthood, in all actuality, stemmed from Unplanned Parenting In The Hood.

   Super Bowl 48. Two teams from the only two states to have legalized pot. I can't guarantee who'll win, but I can guarantee that Frito-Lay is gonna make more $ than the NFL on this one.

   Obamacare: Just another government handout; this time forcing the funding by tax payers through the threat of penalties for non-compliance.

   America, where mediocrity reigns supreme. How else do you explain "our" love affair with The Kardashians, Family Guy, and Dr. Oz?

   This vacation ain't nothing to write home about.