migasjoe Funny Status Messages

   Really!!! Kim Kardashian is upset with the Casey Anthony verdict!!! Your father defended OJ Simpson, Thus starting the Kardashian tradition of getting black men off!!!

   Sometimes the problem with reality is the lack of background music.

   A synonym is a word you use when you can't remember how to spell the other word.

   I don't make typos...I make new words

   Why is everyone so worried about the Mayans Calendar??? I just realized my Hannah Montana Calendar ends in 13 hours!!!!

   Don't see why everyone is hording toilet paper for.... it does have 2 sides

   if you put pictures of lost kids on Beer Cans instead of Milk Cartons we'd find them in about 15 minutes

   BREAKING NEWS: NFL owners and players are meeting today to determine whether I'll have to spend Sundays with my family this fall...

   BREAKING NEWS: Handsome rich man from New England forced to take 4 week vacation with Super Model Wife...Nations Weep...

   RIP MCA...my generation will be forever in debt for the way you fought for our right to party...

   Wish we could be like bears, get all fat eating good food in the fall, hibernate all winter, and be all skinny for summer... Then do it all over again

   Time magazine named "protestors" as people of the year. Here's an idea for the Ass bags at Time. If you want to honor a group of people, how about the members of Seal Team Six!!!!!

   this year more than any other I am hoping for a wardrobe malfunction on American Idol!!!

   Nothing makes me more nervous than receiving facebook emails after a weekend of drinking that says "you have been tagged in a photo"

   Best part of living alone...clothing optional

   I have lots of great personality traits. Or as my Doctor calls them, symptoms...

   The Amazing Spiderman was good but they didn't cover the part in his life where he co-founded Facebook...I assume that will be in the sequel...

   Whenever I meet a girl I always greet her with my left hand...I dont want her to meet the competition

   the first snow of spring is always the most beautiful

   I'm tall dark annd handsome...when its dark, I'm handsome...btw...I'm really not tall either