mari Funny Status Messages

   if you want it sugar coated, go to Dunkin Donuts.

   If Juston Beiber is the AMA Artist of the year then I am the next Victoria Secret cover model.

   I so wish my smoke alarm had a "STFU, I'm cleaning the oven setting".

   Since you clearly don't know the difference between Prince Charming and The Big Bad Wolf, I'm soo revoking your Disney Princess Fan Club Membership.

   my New Years Resolution is to meet the lady that is no longer getting sex from her husband.

   Ok I've had enough of this winter crap. I say we plot now to take out the groundhog. I got a shotgun.

   Kate maybe getting the Crown Jewels, but I'd much rather Harrys jewels!