laurent Funny Status Messages

   "We can still be friends" is like saying "Hey, the dog died but we can keep it"

   Women cheat for the same reason that dogs lick their balls ... because they can

   Going to MacDonalds for a Salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

   women are like parkingspots . All the good ones are taken... and the rest is for handicaped people ...