kgen Funny Status Messages

   Facebook Commandment II: Thou shalt not be caught taking a photo of thyself in the bathroom mirror and posting on FB or thou shall be slapped!

   So glad we finally got Bin Laden! It's taken so long to kill him that iPhone was about to come out with an app for that!

   It's better to have loved and lost than to live with a psycho the rest of your life.

   Facebook Commandment I: Thou shalt not hold a separate conversation under someone's status post.

   I'm was wondering, just what funky music WAS that white boy playing anyway?

   You guys ever notice that the crazy girls on every season Bachelor kinda look the same? I don't know maybe CRAZY looks the same on everyone.

   Would it change the way you feel about me if I admitted that I have a special love for the BeeGees?

   that Punxsutawney Phil, or are you just happy to see me?

   Hi, my name is Kim, and I am an LOL addict. I have finally hit rock bottom and am ready for treatment. LOL

   I keep hearing this week is the big 17th anniversary of Kurt Cobain's death. I'm just wondering why we are suddenly celebrating 17th anniversary's like they are significant somehow. Otherwise, shouldn't he wait until 20th or 25th like other dead people?

   You know you're losin' it when you're so used to the DVR controls on the TV, that you keep reaching for the radio in my car to rewind something you've just heard! LOL I'm definitely losin' it!

   Watching reruns of Buffy the Vampire Slayer...I'm sorry but I'm a sick, sick woman. I can't stop!