juliete Funny Status Messages

   Today's random act of kindness: feeding pepperoni slices to our vegan neighbour's toddler, through the mail slot.

   ~ Traffic would be awesome if we all drove hamster balls ≧◔◡◔≦ EEeeeeeee ~

   I'm fluent in 5 distinct variations of jackass.

   flying without wings... after discovering beans and onion together~