itsmyswag Funny Status Messages

   What do you call an organic compound in which a hydroxyl is bound to a carbon atom of an alkyl?.........See, sometimes alcohol is the answer

   Automatic doors make me feel like a Jedi

   wants to do something different today so is thinking about sitting on the TV to watch the sofa!!!

   Sometimes I just want to run up to a stranger on the street and say "YOU'RE IT!!" and then run away