ellie Funny Status Messages

   So far today I've accomplished absolutely nothing - maybe I should be a politician.

   Amy Winehouse has completed re-hab and claims she is clean & sober. She also wants to be known as Amy Grapehouse.

   Nothing good can come from marrying a guy named Jesse James.

   What the Health Care Reform really means: OLD PEOPLE MAGAZINES IN THE DOCTORS OFFICE -- This can't be good!