david909 Funny Status Messages

   As I said before, I never repeat myself.

   Calories(noun)-Tiny creatures that live in your closet and sewyour clothes a little bit tighter every night.

   The statement to th right is true..the statment to the left is false

   I've got to sit down and work out where I stand.

   2.Two obese Pattys, Special Ross, Lester cheats picking bunions on a Sesame Street bus!

   Anything unrelated to elephants is irrELEPHANT

   Fri(END), Boyfri(END), Girlfri(END), Bestfri(END). Everything has an END except...Fam(ILY)! <3 Love and take care of eachother...