datjusthappened Funny Status Messages

   Sometimes I like to masturbate big words into my sentences, even if I don't know what they mean..

   I hate being bi-polar. It's f@#king awesome!!!

   When my words fail, I try interpretive dancing... that usual works

   thank you, tapout for clearly showing the world who the douches are...

   I was just driving down the highway and I saw a guy just texting and not paying attention to the road! Can you believe that? I was so mad I almost dropped my beer

   beauty is why god invented eye balls.... booty is why god invented my balls..