darsh Funny Status Messages

   why do strangers always have the best candy?

   3.14 % of sailors are PI rates

   Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my Mum or my Dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.

   God please bring 2012 soon I cant take it any more...

   anything not related to elephant is IRRelephant

   If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other for silly reasons !!!... :P :D

   Before starting any new chapter to study...i always count da number of pages!!