aza Funny Status Messages

   Yo Momma is so fat, that when she sat on the iPhone she created the iPad.

   waiting alone in the car; Everyone outside automatically becomes a rapist...

   Be worried , God knows what you have been doing!

   Today I chased a plastic bag down the street.. Not to capture any great beauty or anything.. It had my weed in it.

   My life is like a Lambourghini. It's going too fast, and it costs too much.

   it polite or rude to slide a note into the bathroom stall next to you that says, "heard you farting but it's ok you're in the right place :)"

   My hobbies are gardening, origami and meditation. In other words: growing weed, rolling a fat one, and passing out in a stupor.