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   messageicon When I get old and my friends start dying off, I'll probably go the funerals; stand over the caskets and whisper "you should have forwarded that e-mail to 12 friends..."
←Rate | 03-27-2012 13:30 by Zumermann Comments (0)  


   messageicon Saw a real ugly-faced, pimpled girl buying a rape whistle today. You gotta admire her optimism!
←Rate | 03-27-2012 13:31 by Zumermann Comments (0)  


   messageicon Z.T.Z.I. = Zero Tolerance for Zero Intelligence
←Rate | 03-19-2012 14:56 by Zumermann Comments (0)  



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