Zipomatic Funny Status Messages

   I'm old enough now to realize the only pork in "Pork and Beans" was an inedible piece of bacon fat

   Going to make some TShirts that say "I'm with stupid" with an arrow pointed down at my weiner

   Trump Winning? Looks like back to the kitchen Hilary, here's your spatula

   A dental assistant is nothing more than a dentist's roadie