XoxO Funny Status Messages

   Kim Kardashian looks like a pregnant drag queen.

   has lost her mood ring and is not sure how she should feel about this..

   Cow farts come from the dairy air... I'll see myself out.

   You know how they throw the ball into the crowd after they win the game? That's not allowed in bowling. I know that now.

   I miss the days before there was facebook when running into a friend you hadn't seen in while was like "Oh my God! what have you been up to?!" thats now like "Hey, I saw the casserole you posted last night, looked great"