Wendy Rafferty Funny Status Messages

   My new years resolution is act like I am interested in your new years resolution

   REMEMBER:If you burn down your house on Thanksgiving....the Turkey wins.

   I've got Christmas spirit!! I just hung a little Christmas tree air freshener in my car.....ahhhhh smells like the holidays

   every time a toy breaks...an elf gets beaten..

   Just once i'd like to write out a check in crayon..

   it just me or is anyone else forced to feed their evil dust bunnies that live under there bed??

   I almost got to go skiing....but my husband got mad when he saw me spraying WD-40 on the bottom of his skis...

   gastric bypass...gives new meaning to your eyes are bigger than your stomach.

   Whatever you do DO NOT look the bell ringers in the eye's...

   ummmm...nothin like wild turkey for thanksgiving.

   When I was a little kid I use to wait for Mrs. Butterworth to talk to me but she never did......I HATE HER

   i just found out that turning off all the lights in my house and pretending I'm blind does nothing for my boredom,so then I tried playing pictionary with my dog and cat but they're so STUPID!!

   I like to spend my weekends at Burgerking pretending I'm on Man vs Food...

   hard at work trying to crate train my hamster but, he just doesn't get it...so ive decided to train him to use the litter box!!! and who better to teach him than my cat.....

   I have to say here lately i've been very surprised that after clicking spell check I have no spelling errors...

   Living in Orlando makes me feel like I'm in a foreign country....which is PERFECT for Thanksgiving!!!

   I would like everyone to know I am almost completely rehabilitated from picking my nose while driving. :)

   Who needs a ladder, when you have a chair...and some toes.

   While driving yesterday, I saw a banana peel in the road and instinctively swerved to avoid it......thanks a lot Mario Kart.

   I hate getting wet...it always makes little animals pop out of my bac!