Weeg Funny Status Messages

   50% single...

   Let's flip a coin, Heads I get Tail Tails I get Head!

   What do you mean push #1 for English???

   Run faster I hear banjos!!!!

   The most confusing day in the ghetto is Fathers Day

   I spent most of my money on beer and women, the rest I just wasted.

   She's fat, I'm drunk, IT'S ON!

   I don't know what makes you dumb.. but it REALLY works..

   4:19 almost there... just one more minute..

   Fat people are hard to kidnap!..

   Revenge is my policy...

   1/20/13 The End Of An Error

   Immigrants are like sperm, millions get in but only one works...

   I use sarcasm because beating the crap out of people is in fact frowned upon in most societies

   Aren't those youngsters nice, they turn up their "music" so we can listen to it too!