Wayne G. Funny Status Messages

   Just got a job helping a one arm typist do capital letters. It's shift work.

   too many people buy stuff they don't want, with money they don't have, to impress people they don't like

   When people ask me if I have any spare change, I tell them, 'I have it at home in my spare wallet

   Perhaps the best Yuletide decoration is being wreathed in smiles

   All of us get lost in the darkness, dreamers learn to steer by the stars...