Vernacular Funny Status Messages

   I had a blind date tonight. She had crabs. Good thing she was wearing fish net stockings.

   Fast Food drive thru's need a 3rd window, so you can trade in all the wrong items they gave you at the 2nd window.

   Local cover bands who think they're "it"... Drive 100 miles somewhere away from town and walk into any store or restaurant. I guarantee no one will recognize you.