TheOne Funny Status Messages

   What did the left butt cheek say to the right? "If we stick together, we can stop this sh*t!".....

   Fact: If a person thinks they're big enough to stick their nose in someone else's buisness, be big enough to take it when it gets bitten off!

   You don't need 50 expletives in a Facebook status. It makes you look -- uneducated.

   Today may be Valentines day, but men will get their revenge in exactly one month....March 14th, look it up.

   Lindsay Lohan? Uhh, throw her in prison for the next 3 years, see if we care.

   You don't just turn your swag on, you either got it or you don't.

   Just drank enough NyQuil to sedate a family of hippos....