That guy Funny Status Messages

   I clearly like all the music on my iTunes, except when it's on shuffle...then I like about one in every fifteen songs in my iTunes

   me+alcohol+nintendo64=profanity out the ass

   Why are all these liberals only going to move to Canada if Trump gets elected? What's wrong with Mexico?

   Kids today don’t know how easy they have it. When I was young, I had to walk 9 feet through shag carpet to change the TV channel by using a dial.

   If you don't post a picture of your food, does it still get eaten?