Tenacious Funny Status Messages

   ...I guess that sometimes it takes a dominatrix in your living room to make you sit there and think 'What the hell am I doing with my life?'...

   ...Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm...

   A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station...

   If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!!!

   ...They called it 'PMS' because 'Mad Cow Disease' was already taken....

   ... This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting...

   ...Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines...

   is a practicable way to derive an attitude of altitude & probity by which to abide or maybe a theophany of flaming creosote in disguise...