TYLER G Funny Status Messages

   Jello is just kool-aid...with a hard on...

   Ahhhhh.coffee...I think coffee must contain an ingredient that makes you tolerate BS. That's probably why employers usually give it away for free all day :)

   with the birds dying in arkansas...and the eagles in philly..and the ducks tonight I think its safe to say the Aflockalpse has begun..

   uhh... i'm no meteorologist but i'm pretty sure its raining b*tches..

   was so depressed last night I called a lifeline...call center was in afghanistan, I told them I was suicidal and they got all excited and ask if I could drive a truck...

   if a deaf boy cusses in sign language, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

   my daughter is 6 years old and she thinks she needs thinks a training bra...if you still draw outside the lines with your crayons I think you should wait baby...

   my sushi brings all the japs to the yard, and there like "couneshiwah"

   i didnt realize how many amatuer meteorologist friends I have on facebook thanks for the 112 updates and photos of the floods ;)

   ...Broken nose, bust lip, teeth knocked, black eye..but she started it so f**k her