TRUTH Funny Status Messages

   FACT... Girls that smoke are 20X more likely to put something else dirty in their mouths.

   in order to disburse the crowd in Ferguson police dropped job applications from the policehelicopters

   WWlll is coming. Get your temple in order. And stop believing the media. All media is responsible for the way you think.

   A recent survey showed that more than 73% of all recent survey statistics are made up.

   10-11-12... Sooo Exciting... Not!!. I think we all know, the BIG day we're all really waiting for is in seventy days and counting... Be afraid. Be very afraid! Brohahaha!!.

   How can you compare the protestors to slaves?!? slaves were born into a hopeless life, but with hard work and accepting the fact that its not somebody elses job to provide for you. You can become anything!

   Try Jesus . . . If you don't like him, The Devil will always take you back :)

   Dear Men, Life without Women, would literally be a pain in the as*.

   Waring: This is Not a joke - The Gonorrhea Apocalypse Is Near.

   not looking for Mr. Right... looking for Mr. Right Now

   Right now, is the first time in human history that anyone anywhere on the planet can use the words "he's a f**king idiot" and everyone else knows exactly who they're talking about.