T-Dub Funny Status Messages

   If a white cop had hit Adrian Peterson's 4 year old son like that, cities would be on fire and stores would be looted...

   If I was married to a supermodel, my balls would always be deflated too...

   Bill always chose someone over Hillary, so should you...

   Can Obama's Jobs Plan make you a Millionaire? Yes, if you a Billionaire

   Why did Adele cross the street? To say hello from other side

   "Your Honor, Mr Travolta attempted to go up my client's nose with a rubber hose"

   Prop bets: What are the odds that Katy Perry's first song will suck?

   I wonder how many tattoos you can get for the Sugar Bowl trophy...

   X What does a Jets fan do when his team wins the Super Bowl? He turns off Madden and gets back in bed with his sister.

   The last time I saw officiating like that was a BW3 commercial.