Suzanne Funny Status Messages

   can no longer hula hoop. At least I can still blow bubbles. And to my sicker friends, don't ask who Bubbles is.

   being boring is a choice. Those mild salsas and pleated khakis don't buy themselves.

   filled with corn syrup, artificial ingredients and regret

   will publicly ridicule anyone caught reading "Going Rogue" I'm just throwing that out there. You've been warned.