Surhater Funny Status Messages

   Invite me to your wedding . Invite me to go have fun , but please stop inviting me to your farm .

   That moment when you check the price tag and sadly walk away.

   ‎"I'm not like most girls." -most girls

   I would only go to Heaven to break out a couple of friends.

   Loving me so much , I'm just going to "like" my own status .

   Country music backwards . He gets his truck , his house and his dog back .