Stellar M Funny Status Messages

   Unicorns are real, They are just fat and gray and we call them Rinos

   Reckons that in the right light,at the right angle,if you squint & stand on on leg,I might look like I give a damn

   ...easy there, don't cry, it's OK. Everyone makes mistakes...take your parents for example

   you know you were raised Catholic if... while watching Star Wars you hear "may the force be with you" and you respond "and also with you".

   Im not saying all IPhone users are douchbags. I am simply saying all douchbags are IPhone users =)

   Definition of stupid; person who locks their keys in the car...and it takes them an hour to get their family out.