Sparkles Funny Status Messages

   I am a blood moon survivor.

   I still make the "Jerk~off" motion when someone is talking WAY too long & looks away from me!

   if she is wearing silly bands she is too young for you Bro!

   "I am not such a dictator that I would shut down Facebook. I will merely imprision anyone who logs into it." ~ Muammar Gaddafi (people are serious you f**k with thie FB you die)

   I am hoping on game of thrones when Daenerys Targaryen's dragons get older they magically turn into Puff and it all goes cartoon.

   Crime doesn't pay folks ...Oh! wait Whitey Bulger lives like Scarface his young life & Now he gets to stay in a nursing home completely free? Prison ...nursing home..>> same thing !

   ♩♩ ♬ Deck the hall with Balls of Holly now has a whole new meaning since gender changes are possible!! ♪ ♫ ♩♩ ♬ ♪ ♫ ♩♩ ♬ ♪ ♫ ♩♩ ♬ ♪ ♫ ♩♩ ♬ Faaaaalaaaalaaa laaa laa laa ♪ ♫ ♩♩ ♬ ♪ ♫ ♩♩ ♬ Tim

   Five men in Boston found in a basement bound with duck tape covered in condiments! Dinners ready!