Señor Frog Funny Status Messages

   Scientists developed a new car that can run on water. Only catch is, it has to be water from the Gulf of Mexico.

   When we were little, why were we so scared of our parents counting to three?

   A girl without curves is like going on a road trip with no turns, you get where you're going quickly but the ride is boring as hell!!!

   I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and only suspicion, not proof, to destroy it.

   The oil spill is getting bad. There is so much oil and tar now in the Gulf of Mexico, Cubans can now walk to Miami

   I just saved a bunch of money on my child support by switching to condoms

   I Hate It When I Go To Bed And Forget To Turn My Swag Off.

   Here's a little bit of good news. The Coast Guard says that BP is now catching up to 630,000 gallons of oil a day. The bad news is that they're capturing it with ducks.

   Making fun of Courtney Love is like shooting Heroin in a barrel.

   I often put boiling water in the freezer. Then whenever I need boiling water, all I have to do is defrost it!

   Experts took a poll asking what part of the women do men notice first. The results stated 73% of men said women's eyes. Yea right, that's why we have a large food chain called "Pupils"